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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 04:15

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

Dr No

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

What happens in Sweden if you cannot pay a hospital debt you did not know about until recently but willing to pay when your finances improve?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service